But of course, a fire starts as soon as I open the game.
Kyouya,stay away! The rain will put it out! 
Haruhi:Ha! Level 5 Body! Can I get a job now!
*huff* I guess. Soon enough, Kyon won’t need you around all the time anyways. 
Haruhi:Aw. Nothing in the Journalist track…
Oh well. Just take Business for now.
Haruhi:At least I don’t have to stay home all day.
Well at least you’re satisfied with that. You were really starting to get on my nerves. 
Haruhi:Congratulations!
What? On getting married? I fail to see the logic here… 
Ack,hail! Kyouya,Kyon, go inside and lock the doors! 
Go home,Chandler!
Chandler:Humph.You’re mean. 
Okay I might have to remove Casual Romance Hack now.
I mean seriously guys. Kyon and Chandler are right there.And Chandler…how did you get in here?!
Chandler:I have Trilby skills,yo. 
Oh look now it’s Mabel from the Bachelor challenge. They must really want me to start blogging them. 
Interesting place for Father-Son bonding but alright.
Kyouya:And then the bear arose from the Pet Cemetery… 
*RPG sound*
“Acquired Sparkly Food Skill!” 500 experience points! 
Hey, it’s SimMikaela! What u- 
What! You came all the way here to shove Kyouya! You broke into my house too!
(I just realized this. I think Kyouya was looking through the telescope during the DAY) 
*stare* What! What the hell?!Best friends?
She just shoved him and now he’s crying in a corner! What!
I’m starting to think my game is getting glitchy…. 
Kyouya whatcha doin’?
Kyouya:Making new friends. For Promotion purposes.
But why are you giving here pork chops? 
Later that day, the Ootoris have a party. Kyon is now a teenager!
*RPG sounds*
Acquired “Adolescence”! 500 experience points!
Also that dude dancing in the background is full of awesome sauce. 
Kyon:B FIIIIIVEEE!
*taken aback* Myushuno zombies!?!? 
Who are you calling,Kyon? 
Hey,it’s that jerk who stole from your money tree! What is she doing here!
Kyon:Well I planned on dating Brittany.
I think she’s a bit too young buddy.
Kyon:Well….I thought that you could help me out with that….
….Oh. Okay fine. No way I’m letting you call the matchmaker anyways.
*pulls up magic cheat box* 
Hm. She’s actually kind of good looking. Wow.
Nice poodle skirt. Very 1950s.
Brittany: Um…
Oh I see. You’re still getting used to me. I’m the narrator! *flashy lights*
And that bring us to the end of this way too short post. I apologize!Some stuff is just eating up all of my free time. On another note, I think I’ll continue my writing style here, but plan to be a bit more serious in my nonexistent Prosperity blog. Tune in next time!
Ootori Family:Adolescence
Ootori Family:Growing Up
Kyouya:Yes, but there is a whole bunch of Aspiration Rewards inside.
Well that makes sense. For most of your life, you’ve been walking around in Platinum.
Haruhi:I’ve been skilling. A lot. Please let me get a job. Please. Please. Please.
*backs away*Alright, alright. (Aw….I really didn’t want to hire a nanny…)
Ack! The baby is getting eaten by the toy box!
Kyon:Wow, check me out!
Hey, hey! Who gave you permission to grow up!
Man,I totally forgot about Kyon’s birthday. 
Of course, makeover time is first.
Kyon:Okay, can we get rid of all this toddler stuff now.
Ack, not now! I’m gushing over how cute you are! It’s like a Mini Kyouya! 
Since your mother sucks at this, I’m making you do the gardening.
Haruhi:Do not! I just…forget sometimes.
But now you have like…..forty bland tomatoes! 
*sniff sniff* Kyouya is never home…
Oh well. We have Lifetime Wants to achieve and money to make. 
Kyon:Dad! You’re back!
Kyouya:Go to sleep son. It’s one in the morning.
How insensitive Kyouya. 
Kyouya:Did you hear about that guy? Jake or something?
Hello my little wash women. Hm, Jake?
Kyouya:Yeah, he moved into Trapezzi a couple weeks ago.
Oh…I knew I shouldn’t have let second graders play my game. 
Kyouya:Any reason for taking pictures of me eating?
It’s…it’s just that you look so cool with that uniform. 
Happy first day of school! 
How was it?
Kyon:Not so good.
Don’t worry. They’ll get better. 
Holy Moses! Kyouya’s actually home!
Kyouya:Haruhi has done a lot so I guess I’ll teach him to study. 
Oh, you brought someone home from school.
Kyon:Yup this is Marsha!
(Apparently I forgot to pause my game, and left it alone for a few minutes. When I came back they were friends and Kyouya gained a logic point. Heck yeah!) 
Haruhi:Aha! Take that!
Bronze badge? All right, at least we can have cucumber and strawberries.
Haruhi:In that case, may I have a job?
No.Not yet. 
Oh another one? You’ve just been making your way around town, huh Kyouya?
It also occurs to me that girls wearing skirts should not sit like that.
I know because I am one. And I wear skirts. 
Hm. I wonder if she’ll be a cute teenager.
But I heard Marsha is pretty cute too. Even if she is known for her harassing calls. 
Another skill maxed!? The life of a housewife must be boring….
Haruhi:So can I get a job NOW?
Uh……..no. 
Kyon:Yuck gross!
Look at his face Kyouya! He looks disgusted.
Kyouya:Ah well.
Insensitive…..but you two look so damn cute next to each other! 
The things you’ll find in the surgery dummy…. 
Could it really be?
Yes,yes it is! It Alice from the Bachelor challenge.
I really have to start blogging that soon. 
Kyon:Look Mom! I got an A+!
Haruhi:Great job,Kyon!
(in the end, Haruhi helped with most of the homework) 
Man,Kyon. More girls? Who is it this time?
Kyon: Her name is Brittany.
I wonder if she’ll be a cute teenager. 
Hey…HEY you jerk! 
Humph, are you really Kyon’s friend?
Do friends steal from their friend’s money trees? 
Haruhi:Let’s see the nanny do this!
Impressive,Haruhi.
Haruhi:Can I haz a job now? 
Well FINALLY,Kyon. You brought home a male companion.
See you around next time.
And I must add, I’m really digging Windows Live Writer. Even if it took me a little while to figure out “Shift+Enter”.
Well I Went And Done It
I bought them. University and Open for Business.
I just thought "Oh what the hell! Who knows when I'll get Sims 3?"
And I ordered it on Amazon.
Oh well. I'll have something to keep me occupied until my birthday....
Ootori Family: Damnit, Max Motives!
Welcome back everyone! Last time, the Ootori baby, Kyon, learned all three toddler skills. We met SimMikaela and realized Kyouya has telekinetic powers *snort*. Today we start off with Kyon who is working on his future life skills.Haruhi:Hey,hey. I think the baby has more skills than me now...
Well no. But he has 19 "skill bubbles"(that's what I call 'em) and you have 23.
Haruhi:Oh really now.
But Kyouya has 19 too. The baby is surpassing you,Kyouya! Let's play Cats in the Cradle!
Kyouya:That has nothing to do with this situation!
Oh,you're right. Okay, someone put on the Moulin Rouge CD!
Look it's SimMikaela again.SimMikaela:Yo.
She's just getting used for promotion purposes.
Haruhi:*tickle* Teehee!Let's tickle Hoho!
Haruhi:But's he's Kyon.
Looks like someone hasn't watched Ni Hao Kai-lan.
(actually I haven't either. It's an inside joke)
Arrgh.Kyouya. Why are you using the sink when we have a DISH WASHING MACHINE?
Haruhi:*steal*
Neh. Don't steal food from a person with a lower level cooking skill than you....
Aww...the poor thing is conked out after a long day of skilling
Or maybe not.
Is...is that the Tragic Clown?*no not the one from Seinfield*
Well,look who's being ambitious.
Kyon:Marsip(I would just like to state that I don't believe in Santa Claus.)
Great. That's what I get for using Max Motives again. The baby is RIGHT there guys!
Haruhi:Eff you!
Kyouya:*hot and bothered*
Hey, hey cool it guys!
*looks at the "Try for Baby in the queue*
Oh God! Stop! Stop now! You're getting too old to have more kids!
(seriously, Kyon was born in the middle of their adulthood)
Okay,Haruhi you do that. Kyouya is off taking a cold bath.
Haruhi:Hmph.
Hey,hey. You guys can't have any more kids.
Haruhi:Fine. I guess they're is some logic in that.
Good job on maxing creativity.
....Who the hell is this!
Alvin:That's a nice way to greet people.
Kyouya:This is Alvin Futa. An new acquaintance.
Oh. So, a guy you stopped on the street for promotion purposes?
Kyouya:Shut up!
Alvin:What was that?
Great Kyouya. Now you're making him do your gardening.
Alvin:*Doe a deer, a female deer*
Huff.Okay I'm off. Don't you guys try to have another baby, you hear!