Ootori Family: Damnit, Max Motives!

Welcome back everyone! Last time, the Ootori baby, Kyon, learned all three toddler skills. We met SimMikaela and realized Kyouya has telekinetic powers *snort*. Today we start off with Kyon who is working on his future life skills.
Haruhi:Hey,hey. I think the baby has more skills than me now...
Well no. But he has 19 "skill bubbles"(that's what I call 'em) and you have 23.
Haruhi:Oh really now.
But Kyouya has 19 too. The baby is surpassing you,Kyouya! Let's play Cats in the Cradle!
Kyouya:That has nothing to do with this situation!
Oh,you're right. Okay, someone put on the Moulin Rouge CD!

Look it's SimMikaela again.
SimMikaela:Yo.
She's just getting used for promotion purposes.

Haruhi:*tickle* Teehee!
Let's tickle Hoho!
Haruhi:But's he's Kyon.
Looks like someone hasn't watched Ni Hao Kai-lan.
(actually I haven't either. It's an inside joke)

Arrgh.Kyouya. Why are you using the sink when we have a DISH WASHING MACHINE?

Haruhi:*steal*
Neh. Don't steal food from a person with a lower level cooking skill than you....

Aww...the poor thing is conked out after a long day of skilling

Or maybe not.

Is...is that the Tragic Clown?*no not the one from Seinfield*

Well,look who's being ambitious.
Kyon:Marsip(I would just like to state that I don't believe in Santa Claus.)

Great. That's what I get for using Max Motives again. The baby is RIGHT there guys!
Haruhi:Eff you!
Kyouya:*hot and bothered*

Hey, hey cool it guys!
*looks at the "Try for Baby in the queue*
Oh God! Stop! Stop now! You're getting too old to have more kids!
(seriously, Kyon was born in the middle of their adulthood)

Okay,Haruhi you do that. Kyouya is off taking a cold bath.
Haruhi:Hmph.
Hey,hey. You guys can't have any more kids.
Haruhi:Fine. I guess they're is some logic in that.
Good job on maxing creativity.

....Who the hell is this!
Alvin:That's a nice way to greet people.
Kyouya:This is Alvin Futa. An new acquaintance.
Oh. So, a guy you stopped on the street for promotion purposes?
Kyouya:Shut up!
Alvin:What was that?

Great Kyouya. Now you're making him do your gardening.
Alvin:*Doe a deer, a female deer*
Huff.Okay I'm off. Don't you guys try to have another baby, you hear!