Ootori Family:Toddler-ism

Hey guys! Hm, your co-worker is back, huh?
Kyouya:Yeah, I had to invite Brandon back here because I need friends to get promoted.
Alright, but the baby is emitting green gas...

Penguin! What are you doing here on the first day of spring?
Penguin:*penguin noises*Gurgle*
I love Penguin...
Awwww, cute....
Kyon:(I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!)
Wow, it's birthday time already? I'm really digging those magenta PJs by the way,Haruhi.
Haruhi:Couldn't we have bought pajamas for Kyon? It's so cold out.
Neh, neh, I forgot to download the baby clothes.
Haruhi:Download?
Don't worry about it. He's growing up anyways.
Kyon looks quite dashing. I believe Kyouya has won the genetics war here!Starting training already, Haruhi?
Haruhi:Might as well. He's awake.
Mm,I thought you were going to indulge in cake though....
Kyouya:Say "Kyouya"
Hey stop making him say such hard words!
Kyouya:It's not that hard.
Really? I hear people are still pronouncing it Koyota.
Kyouya:They're dense.I fail to see the logic here.
Haruhi:Kyouya immediately handed Kyon to me right after he finished.
Oh the magic of smart milk.*sigh*Kyouya get out of the snow!
Kyouya:I need another logic point to get promoted!
That's a fortune Sim for you. Even risking pneumonia to get promoted.
Kyouya:Hey, you're the one who put this here.
Out of the baby's room if I must say.
Omigod! Dango, dango, dango,dango,dango,daizoku!
Haruhi:*sniff* You found a new favorite anime didn't you?
There,there....
Hey, who's this!
Kyouya:You know who this is!
....Oh yeah. This was the "Me" I created to be a townie. Anyways why is SimMikaela here?
Kyouya:Promotion purposes.
What are you doing to here?
Kyouya:Backrub.For promotion purposes.
But you're not even touching here?! Telekinetic backrub?
Kyouya:Air massage. As to keep the marriage intact.
Good job,Kyouya! Stay faithful to your marriage!Toodles!